enjoy every moment of life sms
Wife: (to husband) If I got lost, which song
would you sing to find me?
Husband: Its the
time to disco who will find you, never find me
Its the time to disco
(Iram Latif - Gulshan
A lamb saved his life by
donating blood to an Arab. Arabic gave him a
Mercedes as a gift. The Arab needed blood
again. Memon gave blood again, this time the
Arab gave a fried gift.
Memon angrily asked,
"Why not Mercedes?"
Arabic: منا! Now the
blood of lambs is running inside us too.
(Smile
A
Sardar Ji was breaking his phone when a man
asked him why he was breaking the phone. I
see how a woman got into such a small
phone.
Six children jumped into the
swimming pool and all the water in the
swimming pool disappeared. Why ?
Because
the new pamper now absorbs more than
ever.
Be as sweet
as a toffee
Stay fresh like "close up"
Be
beautiful like "Fair and Lovely"
And ... be smart
like "me".
Chinese child to Pakistani child: Dude, my
father died while walking.
Pakistani child:
That's the problem with Chinese things.
(Habib
child: Why is the groom put on a horse at the
time of marriage?
Child: He is given one last
chance to run away.
I was not alone, I was humming in
my fun, Faraz
He stopped me
Five difficult
tasks in the world
1 .... Wearing a saree to the
elephant.
2 .... Wearing a mosquito vest.
3 .... Tying the ant.
4 .... Shaving a giraffe.
5 .... your
bath in winter.
Japan develops a thief-catching machine Ten
thieves were caught in Japan in five minutes.
Twenty-five thieves were caught in five
minutes in the United States. Thirty thieves
were caught in five minutes in the UK. A
machine was stolen in Domant in India.
Boy: The suit is well
worn
Girl: Thank you
Boy: I applied lipstick very
well
Girl: Thank you
Boy: The make-up is great
too.
Girl: Thank you brother.
Boy: It still doesn't
look good.
Now petrol has become cheaper
Yet he says
Let me fly in the air
You are my friend
The whole cold has
passed, but you have not eaten carrot halwa.
I said that's my
life
The heart said that is the meaning
I said his
killer is paying every penny
The heart said he
was a mad donkey
My
mother has not slept for a long time
He only
doubted once
The girl calls me at night
Sometimes even
small things hurt a lot. If you don't believe me,
"sit on the needle and show me."
Amjad, no one will doubt
your nobility
Mild "tick" in light appetite
The girl
is like water. A boy's heart is like a mobile
phone. Whether the mobile falls into the water
or the water falls on the mobile, it is a bad
mobile.
The
girlfriend of a stingy man asked: Will you give
me a ring when we are engaged?
Miser: I'll
give you my phone number
At the time of the shoe concealment
ceremony, the groom's annual bid will be Rs
1,100. In the second bid, I will take 2100. A
man from behind said: Take 2310. It also has
FM.
Beggar: Hello!
Pizza Hut
Operator: Yes sir
Beggar: Three
large pizzas, six chickens, two Pepsi
Operator:
In whose name is Sir?
Beggar: In the name of
Allah
must have drunk a lot in grief separation
But
"Sprite" quenches the thirst, all the rest is
nonsense
bought a pressure cooker and returned it the
next day. The shopkeeper asked why he
returned
Sardar said: There are young
daughters in the house.
You know how much we miss. Believe it or not,
we cry every moment
Daily writes letters to
Cartoon Network
And ask you to play.
(Aqeel
Girl: Sardar, you have a
mobile phone, so why did you send a letter?
Sardar: I called you. Someone inside said,
"Please try letter."
The flowers bloom when you
come
Be blind, just walk carefully, why do you
hit the pots,
(Samarin - Orangi Town)
****
He
was not feeling well since yesterday. Then one
of the sages said, "You have a shadow over a
great devil."
Send sms Thank God
Feeling
better now after texting you.
The employee entered the
room panting and trembling.
The woman was
shocked
Sahib has
fallen into the well.
Begum laughed and said:
You scared me no matter what, I don't drink
water from the well.
When bad times come to someone, all his
friends and relatives stand behind him ....
If
anyone can't believe it ....
Looking at wedding
photos ....!
Who
will pay the debt friendship?
If there is no
friend, who will make friendship?
O God! Keep
my friends safe
Otherwise
0 Comments