enjoy every moment of life sms



 enjoy every moment of life sms






Wife: (to husband) If I got lost, which song 
would you sing to find me?
Husband: Its the 

time to disco who will find you, never find me
Its the time to disco
(Iram Latif - Gulshan 





A lamb saved his life by 
donating blood to an Arab. Arabic gave him a 
Mercedes as a gift. The Arab needed blood 
again. Memon gave blood again, this time the 
Arab gave a fried gift.
Memon angrily asked, 
"Why not Mercedes?"
Arabic: منا! Now the 
blood of lambs is running inside us too.
(Smile 






Sardar Ji was breaking his phone when a man 
asked him why he was breaking the phone. I 
see how a woman got into such a small 
phone.
 



Six children jumped into the 
swimming pool and all the water in the 
swimming pool disappeared. Why ?
Because 
the new pamper now absorbs more than 
ever.


enjoy every moment of life sms

Be as sweet 
as a toffee
Stay fresh like "close up"
Be 
beautiful like "Fair and Lovely"
And ... be smart 
like "me".




Chinese child to Pakistani child: Dude, my 
father died while walking.
Pakistani child: 
That's the problem with Chinese things.
(Habib 

 


 

child: Why is the groom put on a horse at the 
time of marriage?
Child: He is given one last 
chance to run away.




 
I was not alone, I was humming in 
my fun, Faraz
He stopped me



enjoy every moment of life sms


Five difficult 
tasks in the world
1 .... Wearing a saree to the 
elephant.
2 .... Wearing a mosquito vest.
3 .... Tying the ant.
4 .... Shaving a giraffe.
5 .... your 
bath in winter.
 



Japan develops a thief-catching machine Ten 
thieves were caught in Japan in five minutes. 
Twenty-five thieves were caught in five 
minutes in the United States. Thirty thieves 
were caught in five minutes in the UK. A 
machine was stolen in Domant in India.






Boy: The suit is well 

worn
Girl: Thank you
Boy: I applied lipstick very 
well
Girl: Thank you
Boy: The make-up is great 
too.
Girl: Thank you brother.
Boy: It still doesn't 
look good.
 


enjoy every moment of life sms




Now petrol has become cheaper
Yet he says
Let me fly in the air
 



You are my friend
The whole cold has 

passed, but you have not eaten carrot halwa.



 
I said that's my 
life
The heart said that is the meaning
I said his 
killer is paying every penny
The heart said he 
was a mad donkey
 




My 

mother has not slept for a long time
He only 
doubted once
The girl calls me at night
 




Sometimes even 
small things hurt a lot. If you don't believe me, 
"sit on the needle and show me."
 




Amjad, no one will doubt 
your nobility
Mild "tick" in light appetite
 




The girl 
is like water. A boy's heart is like a mobile 
phone. Whether the mobile falls into the water 
or the water falls on the mobile, it is a bad 
mobile.







The 
girlfriend of a stingy man asked: Will you give 
me a ring when we are engaged?
Miser: I'll 
give you my phone number




At the time of the shoe concealment 
ceremony, the groom's annual bid will be Rs 
1,100. In the second bid, I will take 2100. A 
man from behind said: Take 2310. It also has 

FM.


 

Beggar: Hello! 
Pizza Hut
Operator: Yes sir
Beggar: Three 
large pizzas, six chickens, two Pepsi
Operator: 
In whose name is Sir?
Beggar: In the name of 
Allah




enjoy every moment of life sms



must have drunk a lot in grief separation
But 

"Sprite" quenches the thirst, all the rest is 

nonsense




bought a pressure cooker and returned it the 

next day. The shopkeeper asked why he 

returned
Sardar said: There are young 

daughters in the house.




You know how much we miss. Believe it or not, 

we cry every moment
Daily writes letters to 

Cartoon Network
And ask you to play.
(Aqeel 




Girl: Sardar, you have a 

mobile phone, so why did you send a letter?
Sardar: I called you. Someone inside said, 

"Please try letter."





The flowers bloom when you 

come
Be blind, just walk carefully, why do you 

hit the pots,
(Samarin - Orangi Town)
****
He 

was not feeling well since yesterday. Then one 

of the sages said, "You have a shadow over a 

great devil."
Send sms Thank God
Feeling 

better now after texting you.
 




The employee entered the 
room panting and trembling.
The woman was 
shocked




Sahib has 
fallen into the well.
Begum laughed and said: 
You scared me no matter what, I don't drink 

water from the well.



When bad times come to someone, all his 

friends and relatives stand behind him ....
If 

anyone can't believe it ....
Looking at wedding 

photos ....!



Who 

will pay the debt friendship?
If there is no 

friend, who will make friendship?
O God! Keep 

my friends safe
Otherwise







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