sarcastic funny quotes on life

 sarcastic funny quotes on life




Interesting Quotes About Life In General Quotes And Words  


People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - AA Milne


 More Two things are infinite: the universe and the idiocy of man;


 I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein 

sarcastic funny quotes on life


 If success in life is equal to x plus y plus z. Job x; y is a game; z Your mouth is closed. - Albert Einstein 



 



To be successful in life, you need three things: a viscera, a spine, and a funny bone. - Reba McIntyre 


 



Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the real ones stand out in your face like octopuses. - Anonymous 


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Have you seen how popular Mr. Sarkozy is in the Amazon rainforest?

Christian Estrosi





Fadela Amara in the government, this shows the limits of Fogiel casting.

Nadine morano





Johnny Hallyday who announces his intention to remain French and Bernard Laporte who enters the government, it is a good period for French intelligence.

Francois Goulard





It is the same creator who named the stars and who knows the names of the seven souls we mourn today. The Columbia shuttle crew did not return to Earth intact, so we can pray that they are all safe at home.

George W. Bush





Some men get what they deserve: others are single.

Sacha Guitry





There are two ways to take a woman: by size and by feelings.

Henri Bataille





Women who love us for our money are very nice: at least we know what to do to keep them.

Francis Blanche





I have a trick to remember your wife's birthday: you just have to forget it once !.

Michel galabru





A used car is called a car where all the parts make noise except the horn.

Pierre Dac





It is good to treat friendship like wine and beware of mixtures.

Colette





From a man everything is possible; of a woman everything is probable.

Henri de R├ęgnier





On his deathbed, man thinks rather of raising his soul than rabbits.

Louis Auguste Commerson





Mozart was so precocious that at 35 he was already dead.

Pierre Desproges





When it comes to physical love, textiles are more embarrassing than principles.

Philippe Bouvard





Traffic accidents are not caused by alcohol, but by the car. The proof: put an alcoholic in a wheelchair, he won't kill anyone.

Luis Rego



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