short funny stories with morals in english



short funny stories with morals in english



Collecting wood Winter Indians

Two Indians go to their medicine man and ask him how winter will be. He has no clue himself, but throws a few stones in the air and says:



"It's going to be a cold winter".

So the Indians go to collect wood to prepare for winter.



The next day some Indians come again and ask him again how winter will be. He throws the stones in the air again and says:



"It's going to be a cold winter".

The Indians also go into the forest and collect even more wood.




short funny stories with morals in english



The next few days more Indians from other tribes came and asked him how winter was going to be. Each time he throws the stones and says:



"It's going to be a cold winter"

After a week he wonders whether what he is saying is also true. That's why he calls the weather department and asks how winter will be. There he gets the answer:

"It's going to be a cold winter!"

The medicine man asks "Sure?"

The weather office replies: "Yes, of course, we have unmistakable signs"

"And which?" the medicine man asks. The weather office answers

"The Indians collect wood like madmen."


 


 






A bus driver comes to the bus stop with his bus. With a cowboy hat pulled down over his face and a wide coat, Django gets on the bus and says: "Django won't pay today!"



The driver winced and waves him back through. The next day the same game: the bus stops, Django gets on and says: "Django won't pay today!"




It went like that for the first week, the second week and then the bus driver, he had thought, had to speak to the Django, after all, driving in the black isn't the best way.



So, at the next stop, the bus driver asks: "Why doesn't Django pay anything today?" Then Django: "Django has a monthly pass!"


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